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Joke of the Day
"I sexually identify as a Canadian... I'm eh-sexual."
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"New study reveals that women actually make better archaeologist. They're always digging up old shit."
"Picking up a Sea World Protestor Should we go back to my place, free willy and see how long Tilikum? Guaranteed Soak-Zone."
"I totally understand how batteries feel... because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"If you listened to your heart please speak to a doctor cause it's isn't normal for a piece of meat to be speaking to you"
"if formula for area of a circle is true, whats the shape of pi. square"
"What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a nigger? Someone who is too lazy to steal."
"I'm very keen I could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat."
"GF: ""You're cute when you're drunk"" Me: ""You're cute when I'm drunk too"""
"I can never remember if it's ""laying"" or ""lying."" Anyway, I hit a dude with my car and he's doing one of them in the middle of the road. :("