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Joke of the Day

"GF: ""You're cute when you're drunk"" Me: ""You're cute when I'm drunk too"""

"NSFW Passionately our lips met... Then she closed her legs and broke my glasses."

"Boyfriend: you want to go see the new Star Wars? Me: I LOVE STAR WARS BF: which was your fav Me: duh, Sorcerer's Stone"

"So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne"

"If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my biggest concern would be how much my airport parking bill would be."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park ? They woke him up."

"While there's a motherboard, why isn't there a fatherboard? Well I don't know, but I do know my professor recently installed a new blackboard, hopefully he'll use that to explain the answer."

"Yes, it is. Is time travel possible?"

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 13 years!"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like"