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Joke of the Day
"I totally understand how batteries feel... because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
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"I'm so sick of seeing so many lazy abortion jokes on here Like can we just cut it out already?"
"How do you tell jokes? Repost :("
"I like my women like I like my wine... Twelve years old and in the cellar."
"How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti? Pasta pasta, pasta."
"According to WebMC, I be illin'."
"I saw Kony kissing Santa Claus"
"Nobody showed up for my Time Traveler-themed New Year's party I guess I shouldn't bother with sending the invitations next week after all."
"Beastie Boys is putting out another album! Update: It's been cancelled due to sabotage."
"Oral sex makes your whole day.. ..Anal sex makes your hole weak.."