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Joke of the Day
"I'm very keen I could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat."
Next Joke
"Me: *in bed with dogs* *car drives down street* Dogs: HOW DARE YOU MAKE A NOISE WHILE OUR HUMAN IS SLEEPING, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?"
"I don't see why being an astronaut is so hard, school teachers do it. Get in the rocket, rocket goes up, rocket blows up. I could do that."
"My friend told he she thought she looked fat and needed a compliment I told her she had perfect eyesight"
"What happens when a muppet gives you a blowjob? A handjob"
"The very first thing you learn in life is how to think outside the box."
"What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tank? Men, get in the tank."
"Littlefoot walks into a petting zoo.. He's trying to find Ducky."
"Opportunity knocks only once, if you hear a second knock it's probably a Jehovah's witness."
"I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia. Ahh......That brings back memories."