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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a nigger? Someone who is too lazy to steal."

"""You have the right to remain silent so as not to incriminate yourself"" ~ 5th Amendment, understood by nobody onTwitter."

"Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer."

"Which punchline do you like better? What do you call a nun that sleep-walks? a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit"

"CW: if you repeatedly see a cardinal, it's the spirit of a loved one. I think that's my mom Me: that's nice. Your mom just shit on that guy"

"Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac? He had a bad experience with windows."

"What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use? McRibbed"

"Q: Why are crocodiles brown and flat? A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons."

"Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? It never gets old"

"Only 3 living beings are immune to cold: 1)Polar bears 2)Penguins . And. . . . 3)Females wear!ng sleeveless & backless in winter parties."