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Joke of the Day

"I almost forgot to wish a happy St. Patty's day to... ...Barack O'Bama Got this from Neil deGrasse Tyson's Twitter."

"What do you call someone who stands on the left side of an escalator? A fucking asshole."

"What kind of pants do Bostonians wear? Car Keys"

"Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card."

"What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation."

"Stop calling hurricanes names, you're just giving them the attention that they want"

"What is black, autist and takes about 9 months to grow. Non of your concern."

"Why do people ask ""What were you thinking?"" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain."

"Not proof-reading ruins lives A husband wrote the following to his wife: ""I'm having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."""

"On the bright side... We can look forward to four more years of Michelle Obama speeches from our First Lady."