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Joke of the Day

"On the bright side... We can look forward to four more years of Michelle Obama speeches from our First Lady."

"Why can't cops eat bacon? Because that would be cannibalism"

"Whats the only thing more White Supremacists then hardcore Rednecks The Oscars"

"Why do ghosts carry tissues? Because they have BOOOOgers."

"summer is real cute until every frickin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell"

"The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered."

"I heard people in jail can only turn left. Because they lost all their rights."

"Trev's antisocial challenge: walk up to the first coworker you see and say, ""I'm sorry you feel threatened by my triceps."""

"If I got kidnapped I'd continuously sing Pitbull songs until they kill me, I'd die but at least they'd suffer too."

"Do you have small pox? Because your face looks kind apache!"