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Joke of the Day

"What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation."

"Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle? Mohammed"

"Husband, Wife and Doctor Joke Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. Here are some sleeping tablets. Woman: When will he have these? Doctor: It's for you, not for him."

"A Bill Dawes one-liner ""Sex with two guys and a girl isn't called a threesome it's gay sex with a witness"""

"Waiter: black pepper? Me: sure Waiter: say when Me: [remembering I have large investments in numerous peppercorn plantations] haha sure"

"Our grandchildren in 2060 ""Grandma, why did you look like a dog when you were a teen?"" I really hate that filter."

"Why did the man name his daughter Candy? She was the sweetest mistake he ever made."

"Water polo was invented After a particularly heated game of ICE Hockey"

"My friend dropped his phone in the toilet It was a shitty phone anyway True story"

"What instrument do Mexicans hate? The TRUMPet."