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Joke of the Day

"What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation."

"So Chris Brown and Rihanna are now Engaged and they have a song together called ""Ain't nobody's business."" Well, I just wrote my own song called, ""Ain't Nobody Cares!"""

"And on the 8th day, He said ""Oh I'll make carbs delicious AND fattening LOL!"""

"I asked the lady from the collection agency out on a date. She turned me down, but keeps calling. I told her I'm too old for games."

"I was on the bus with my gf and this smoking hot Thai chick sat next to me. I thought ""don't get a boner, don't get a boner."" But she did."

"Expect some precipitation later tonight. Because I'm about to make it rain on deez hoez."

"Don't be ashamed of who you are That's your parents' job"

"Did you hear that they are rebooting the show Six Feet Under? I heard that Robin Williams will be starring in it"

"What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? their middle name"

"Based on the number of nurses on twitter, I now know why I'm bleeding to death in the ER."