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Joke of the Day

"What kind of pants do Bostonians wear? Car Keys"

"Facebook: Because I like being reminded that I went to school with idiots."

"What's a con-artists favorite holiday? Scamentine's Day."

"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ears"

"Two greek anarchists are sitting together making molotov cocktails. One says ""so, who are we going to throw these at?"" the other replies: ""what are you, a fucking intellectual?"""

"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer The taste"

"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents! ...I'll see myself out."

"Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams? Because clams are shelf-ish."

"Did you hear about the teacher who never farted in class? It turns out she was a private tooter."

"Angel: God.. Were you drunk creating last night? God: no..... Angel: *holds up platypus God: a little.."