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Joke of the Day
"What is black, autist and takes about 9 months to grow. Non of your concern."
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"[Restaurant] ""Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?"" Yes please ""THIS TOWN (AHH AHHH) IS COMIN LIKE A GHOST TOWN"""
"Best pick up line in a gay bar? ""May I push your stool in?"""
"You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards."
"Polish joke What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."
"Free admission to Disney On Ice!! Just push your knee against your eyes and you'll get to watch This Knee On Eyes."
"I asked a girl back to my place to enjoy the works of Michel Houellebecq. But she said she ain't no Houellebecq girl."
"What do you call... two black guys who are fighting over a watermel.... Goddamit billy go fuck your sister in another room, pa is trying to tell a joke."
"My Grandfather developed Cancer when he was younger Some say he's the most evil scientist to ever have lived."
"""Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber."" Plato,"