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Joke of the Day
"What is black, autist and takes about 9 months to grow. Non of your concern."
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"while getting ready for the hurricane I noticed there was less people in the snack isle than the water isle... I'm just kidding, I live in America."
"Why Did The Alcoholic Comedian Quit Performing? He couldn't handle the boos."
"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."
"""Polar bears can't jump"" -- black bears"
"Why are spiders so unproductive? Because they hang out on the web all day!"
"What did the sailor say about Pirates of the Caribbean It's see-worthy"
"Knock, Knock - Who's There? - Ach... Ach who - Bless you!"
"""Hi yes I'd like to attempt the Cheeseburger challenge"" ""Very good sir"" [ripped as hell cheeseburger runs out of the kitchen & bodyslams me]"
"How do you tell if you have a high sperm count. She chews before she swallows."