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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who stands on the left side of an escalator? A fucking asshole."
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"If someone wants something their whole life, and you make it happen after they die, that is so goddamned mean. What are you even thinking"
"Dinner When my wife asks me ""What do you want to have for dinner"" I never guess right."
"See-saws are too tense..."
"What do you call a mexican without a car? CAR-LOSE"
"Yeah... I think golf jokes are really sub-par."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Let's go ride bikes!"
"The iron vein ran out... It was only a minor issue though."
"So, I met this Dutch girl with inflatable shoes the other day.... ....I called her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs."
"What is the opposite of progress? [](/colgatereally)Congress."