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Joke of the Day

"Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure now I see the spots much clearer."

"The next Iphone I'm sure the next Iphone will be a big 6s."

"Asking me if I want a bag for the box of tampons I just bought is like asking me if they're for here or to go."

"I like camping but... it's so in tents"

"What's black white red all over and can't go through a revolving door A nun with a spear through her"

"I'm naming my new exercise regime 'Brexit'. It's the quickest way to lose pounds."

"When the doctors diagnosed me with leprosy... ...I laughed my head off."

"The older I get, the more I realize nobody is better than I am. Except people with statues of lions outside their house. They rule."

"Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit."

"How do you make a swiss roll? Push him down a hill."