191900

Joke of the Day

"I'm naming my new exercise regime 'Brexit'. It's the quickest way to lose pounds."

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They would eventually find me attractive."

"The worst part of eating vegetables getting them out the wheelchair"

"What does a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one."

"I'm going to start a grocery store to compete with Food Lion I think I'll call it Nourishment Cheetah"

"I was with my friends when.. One of them asked the other if he was a virgin. He replied ""No, I came out mom's vagina."" I honestly don't know how to feel about this."

"What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse? Mascarpone!"

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fruit salad"

"What do Tony Romo and a french whore have in common? They both do a great amount of sucking for four quarters."

"You can't run in a camp site. You can only ran because it's past tents."