191900

Joke of the Day

"I'm naming my new exercise regime 'Brexit'. It's the quickest way to lose pounds."

"Pity Teacher writes down the word 'pity' on the blackboard. Suddenly, I think to myself ""Oh, it's what comes after forty-nine..."""

"What's the cheapest form of birth control? Casey Anthony"

"Why are all these prostitutes advertising? And what the hell is an egg cunt anyway? [OC]"

"You never can trust atoms... Because they make up everything!"

"How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have? Nion"

"""Super Faggot"" is a terrible nickname for a baby."

"My girlfriend and I are both feminists But I'm better since I'm a guy"

"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless"

"Making a good baby joke is easy But the delivery is a bitch."