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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a swiss roll? Push him down a hill."

"It doesn't take much to make a woman happy, but it takes even less to make her mad."

"What did the type setter sing while he worked? I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!"

"Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..? Because he Kant drive Immanuel."

"So, I decided to give Reddit a try... It has its ups and downs."

"Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight."

"How Can Numbers Be Real If Our i's Aren't Real"

"Beernuts and Deernuts What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts? Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!"

"HUMMING BEES Q: Why do bees hum? A: They don't know the words."

"Mum, why do people in our family die so suddenly? Mum? Mum??? MUUUUM!!!!!!!!"