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"How do you make a swiss roll? Push him down a hill."
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"The Pink Panther's To Do List To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo... Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh... Edit: Formatting"
"What's the difference between a 12 year old grill and a 12 year old girl? The grill doesn't cry when you use it to satisfy your meaty desires."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh? Ten tickles."
"What's the number one comeback on r/Jokes? Riposte."
"Why did the bacteriologist quit her job? She hated being microbe-managed."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in a bag."
"You did yoga. You didn't negotiate a peace treaty. Stop walking around like that."
". No Shoes No Shirt No Problem Welcome To Walmart."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chamber alive..."