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Joke of the Day
"I like camping but... it's so in tents"
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"Don't bother giving kids a hard time for saying lol while they're speaking if you came from an era when hardy-har-har was a thing."
"If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights what happens?"
"why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the ooooootheeeeer siiiiiiiiiiiidddeeee!!!"
"Why did the scare crow win the award? He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun."
"Why don't men install urinals in their houses? Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)"
"What do you call five blondes in a pool? Air bubbles."
"What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair."
"WIFE: you forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn't you? ME: [drinking milk from a flower vase] no, why?"
"Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?"