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Joke of the Day
"I used to work at a trampoline factory It had its ups and downs"
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"I just had my iPhone stolen. I wish I thought of this before. Best way to prevent iPhone theft? Make it look like a BlackBerry."
"A Blonde Walks Into A Bar... she says ""OUCH""."
"What did the cat... Say to the person? Nothing, because cats don't speak."
"How do you know you've been making too many jokes? When the wordplay becomes wordwork."
"How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !"
"Nowadays, most of the children dream about an IPhone, when I was a child I wanted a dog."
"What are Mario's overalls made of? denimdenimdenim"
"Walking by the lingerie section Youngest: Why do they make the underwear so fancy? No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh."
"Who's the roundest knight of King Arthur's court? Circumference"