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Joke of the Day

"PREACHER: any prayer requests? 3 DUCKS IN A TRENCHCOAT (from the last pew): do the one about our daily bread"

"Perfect relationships exist in thoughts, movies, and Facebook timelines."

"Like if you believe in God. Remember he saw you reading this."

"Rik Mayall jokes What does a man with a two-foot cock have for breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg. Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his knob out of the chicken. RIP"

"Do you know what a woman says when she sees a big dick? I know."

"independence day 2 has been out in the US for mere hours and it has already been upstaged by a somehow even worse independence day overseas"

"I installed some new Humbuckers on my guitar. Now the ladies call me a pickup artist."

"How does Dalai Lama send emails? With no attachments."

"What do you call Batman when he leaves church early? Christian Bale."

"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell outta it."