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Joke of the Day
"How does Dalai Lama send emails? With no attachments."
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"I just starred in a movie about a guy who sells car parts Don't worry, I won't give away any spoilers"
"How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house."
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
"A man decides to go to the zoo There was only a dog there. It was a shih tzu."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Cock was on the other side!"
"""My bad"" and ""I'm sorry"" mean the same thing Unless you're at a funeral."
"My son told me that I wasn't the ""boss"" of him, so I showed him a 37 slide PowerPoint to justify my management position."
"I'd be more motivated to work out if the stationary bikes had a little basket to hold my snacks and beer."
"I wanted to share this great joke I heard about a farmer fixing his fence... ...but it's a re-post."