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Joke of the Day

"The Tree Stooges: Moehogany, Cherry, and Curly Maple Alternate for Larry: Larchy"

"What is a Jews favorite part of porn? The moneyshot"

"Life is scary At least the salary is funny"

"Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant? Because they have no pits."

"I almost had a threesome yesterday... i just needed two more people."

"Kids here's a tip. Next Christmas leave Santa marijuana cookies and watch how happy your parents magically become the next morning"

"Why does everyone like the KKK? Cause they're the best!"

"Why do rappers make bad carpenters? Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches."

"Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer? The singer can have a hit"

"My First Original - A female patient visits her Gyno and says ""I've got something stuck in my vagina!!!"" the Gynecologist says ""I'll look into it"""