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Joke of the Day

"I almost had a threesome yesterday... i just needed two more people."

"After the presidential debate, they debate about the debate. Mind Blown"

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags."

"Video games should be banned. My son just threw a turtle shell at a walking mushroom then disappeared down a green tube. Someone call 911."

"What are you doing tonight? Your wife."

"If ISIS would really like the world to know their intentions.. they should kill a lion"

"Jokes site,help! Time a go,i read about a site in which there are plenty of jokes in this subreddit..graphically,it was very minimal.Could someone help me?"

"Me: You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Her: You just want to have sex with me. Me: And you're smart too, I like that."

"... You are so stupid that you got hit by a parked car!"

"Cat: ""What did you get him for his birthday?"" Dog: ""Pant . . . pant!"" Cat: ""Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"""