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Joke of the Day
"Why does everyone like the KKK? Cause they're the best!"
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"My Twitter account would benefit from a breathalyzer-activated password."
"Why can't fashion designers play uno? Because they always draw a cardigan."
"I got a blow up doll, that was Made in Baghdad Problem is... it blew itself up"
"A couple's having breakfast. He says, ""Were you faking it last night?"" She says, ""No, I was really asleep."""
"Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame? Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared."
"Mom said angels are watching over me I'm just afraid they're taking notes to make sure I go to hell."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !"
"[date] HER: So do you like Star Wars? ME: Oh yeah HER: Who's your favorite character? ME: *nervously looking at smudged notes* Yoga"
"What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford? One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes *and* lines."