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Joke of the Day
"Why do rappers make bad carpenters? Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches."
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"What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies? A dead cat."
"What's the male equivalent of a feminist? A sexist."
"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLING, THEY HATING"
"I just HATE people that make gay jokes... Fucking assholes..."
"Which gun does Superman use? SCAR-L"
"My favorite salad is a bunch of different kinds of Doritos mixed together"
"""Guess my nationality"" the old man said Deducing from the man's accent that he was Briish, the other man said so. ""You're correct, but where's the t?"" asked the man. ""In the harbor"""
"What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing."
"It takes many nails to build a crib... ...but only one screw to fill it."