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Joke of the Day
"What is a Jews favorite part of porn? The moneyshot"
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"3 legged Dog A 3 legged dog walks into an old western salon, looks around, and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""
"What did the mexican say when a development fell on him? yo get off me, homes!"
"Where do you send Jewish kids with ADHD? Concentration Camp"
"Like most parents, I live in fear of the day I have to explain PRETTY WOMAN to my daughter."
"So I accidentally fell onto the rope connecting my two pigs... I tore my hamstring."
"Why did the sperm cross the road?... Because I put on the wrong pair of socks today."
"How many nice guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they'll compliment it, but then get pissed off when it doesn't screw."
"What do you call a group of homosexuals on rollerblades? A pack of Rolaids."
"[job interview] What are your strengths? Me: inventing special occasions. Is that even a *I interrupt him with a happy cereal day song*"