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Joke of the Day
"What is a Jews favorite part of porn? The moneyshot"
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"Starbucks, where 11 members of staff frantically do things behind the counter, yet not one of these things appears to resemble a hot drink"
"*wakes up before alarm goes off* please be 5am please be 5am *checks time* 2:34pm, februrary 25, 2054. NOOOOOOOOO"
"I ran out of toothpaste recently So I've resorted to brushing with soap. It's pretty gross, but on the plus side I've really cut back on my swearing."
"What's the worst way to reply to an ""I Love You"" ?"
"I walked in on my wife singing the other day. Surprised, I said ""Oh, I thought you were the radio."" Flattered, she asked ""Did you come to listen?"" ""No,"" I replied, ""I came to turn it off."""
"Boyscouts vs. Jews What is the difference between a boyscout and a jew? ... Boyscouts come back from their camps."
"My Virgin friend just got 4 girl's numbers today. I've never been so proud I guess you could say his group project is getting serious"
"The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat."
"Did you hear about the 2 Dish antennas that fell in love and got married? The service was terrible but the reception was OK when it wasn't raining."