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Joke of the Day

"Boobs What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or people will think we're nuts!"

"Why did Tony cross the road? To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, ""Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"""

"brought a knife onto a flight just so the security agents would tackle me because sometimes it's just nice to be held."

"Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use the wrong grammar?"

"For most, bikini season lasts a few short summer months, but I catch enough & store them so efficiently I can eat bikini all year round."

"What do you call a poop that went to med school? Dookie Howser"

"i lost my weed in my room does anyone have a drug sniffer dog that can keep a secret"

"Why did the salmon cross the road? To get to the front page"

"I had to put my dog down today. I'd been carrying her for a while."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Break that faggots spine."