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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my scotch Aged thirteen years in an oak barrel."
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"How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it ""yoga""?"
"What do Mexicans put under their carpet? UNDERLAY! UNDERLAY!"
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