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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it? A moot ant"

"I would show you a Liszt of all the music jokes I know... But to be Franck, I don't think you could Handel them!"

"If heaven is real the only question i have for god is how many times was my chinese food a cat"

"Never marry a tennis player... Love means nothing to them."

"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear."

"Life is like photography we develop from the negatives."

"What Does Every Pirate Hate? A small chest with no booty."

"""Rock. Paper. Scissors."" - terrible surgeon"

"What did one candle say to the other? ""Don't birthdays burn you up?"""

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands."