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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it? A moot ant"

"*pretends to get electrocuted when I shake your dad's hand for the first time*"

"I wanted to share a joke about my asian daughter... but it's just not good enough."

"Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag? 3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot"

"How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard."

"After years of courting her , she finally said yes Followed by 'thats him, officer'"

"Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It died."

"In the meantime I plan on absolutely crushing it over on LinkedIn."

"There was a kidnapping at school! It's ok though, he woke up."

"Recursion What does the ""B"" Stand for in ""Benoit B. Mandelbrot""? Benoit B. Mandelbrot."