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Joke of the Day
"The woman who will be on the $10 bill has been announced and it's. . . Caitlyn Jenner-Hamilton"
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"Pro tip for picking up girls keep your back straight and lift with your knees."
"Two mens are under a tent Two men are under a tent when one of them ask the second one: -Are you masturbating? -Yes why? -Then can you use your penis instead of mine?"
"Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt? Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture"
"Goals: 0) Start indexing at zero"
"Shout ""out"" to... ...baseball players who have three strikes."
"Don't judge if you don't know me. Unless you're making my pizza & you say ""This guy looks like he wants extra cheese"" then please do."
"Limericks eh? There once was a fellow named Blair Who was having his girl on the stair On the 44th stroke The banister broke So he finished her off in the air."
"The thing about suicides Q: What's worse than suicide? A: the life before it."
"If eye-rolling burned calories, women would never have to diet."