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Joke of the Day
"When people ask me how old I am, I always say 45. They all think I look AMAZING for my age."
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"If you text ""Haiti"" to Pat Robertson's phone number, $10 will be deducted from his account and sent to Haiti."
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"what does a sneeze see after it dies sneezus"
"What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner."
"Why can't the armless girl comb? Because she already had cancer."
"What do you call a wine loving horse? Chardon-neigh."
"I like my violence how I like my beer... Domestic."
"What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea? It gets wet."
"What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy? I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point"