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Joke of the Day

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"My 6 yr old asked me if ""satire"" is like a ""flat tire."" I told him no. People know how to handle a flat tire."

"My Twitter crush is 4,762-timing me!"

"Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"*ex-Olive Garden server shoveling dirt into a fresh grave* Tell me when."

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"You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!"

"How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"I applied for a position as a stenographer, but I was disqualified when the blood test came back. Turns out I'm Type-O Plentiful."

"A naked Jew with an erection running at full speed hits a wall He breaks his nose."