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Joke of the Day

"You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!"

"Rules for rap battling Eminem: 1. Do not let Eminem go first. 2. Do not let Eminem go second."

"Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator."

"School in US would be 10 times easier if we use metric system, 12 times harder if we don't."

"Why did my semen cross the road? The condom broke"

"Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats? They have nein lives!"

"Whispered ""I love you"" to my 2 yo. He whispered ""I know"" back. And w/that, he put his hand down the front of his diaper, and became a pimp."

"1. Dial random number. 2. Wait for answering machine. 3. Say ""My wife is out of town, I miss you"". 4. Hang up. 5. Happy Valentine's Day."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 tickles (tentacles)."

"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o"