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Joke of the Day

"I applied for a position as a stenographer, but I was disqualified when the blood test came back. Turns out I'm Type-O Plentiful."

"A man was shot with a starter pistol today... Police are saying it was Race related."

"What's the difference between a fox and a pig? About six drinks"

"Unable to stop their phones and washing machines from exploding, Samsung announced today they're changing their name to the ACME Corp."

"What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common? They're both terrible without cream."

"There's a line of underwear specially made for skeletons... It's called the VerteBra."

"I tried herbal tea at office today It tastes herbal."

"""You want to see a pig with three eyes?"" A piiig"

"The Game You just lost the game"

"The best part of waking up is when you say ""fuck it"" and go back to sleep."