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Joke of the Day

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"""You're going to poop me."" --Lazy Fortune Cookie"

"I stepped on an almond. When I looked down to see what it was I thought 'Awe damn. I busted a nut.'"

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy"

"I'm in the mood to multiply"

"A vampire walks into a bar... He orders a cup of hot water. When he gets it he smiles, whips out a bloody tampon, and says Time for Tea!"

"What did Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? ""I don't wanna be obama self."""

"Why did God make farts smell? So that deaf people could enjoy them too."

"What did Hitmonlee say to Hitmonchan when he said he said his jokes sucked? ""I'm sorry , I'm not very good at executing punchlines."""

"Her- um.. why are you wearing a Darth Vader mask? Me- you said lets do Yoda together H- I SAID YOGA YOU DOPE M- VERY WRONG I WAS"