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Joke of the Day

"My 6 yr old asked me if ""satire"" is like a ""flat tire."" I told him no. People know how to handle a flat tire."

"What's the best way to wrap up 2016? Debbie Reynolds Wrap."

"Elephant How can you lift an elephant with one hand?"

"Why do elephants hide behind trees? To trip ants."

"If I had a repost for every repost I saw on r/reposts... I'd have a lot of reposts"

"yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!"

"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

"A sheep calls a sex line... Sheep: I'd ram you so hard. Operator: Ewe are a baaaaaad boy!"

"i was reading a story about a proctologist... It hit pretty deep."

"Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures? In a photo albumen..."