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Joke of the Day
"Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
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"Sexxist much? Q: how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow? A: give her a shovel."
"Something went wrong .. ha ha A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"My wife is a psycho, this tweet isn't a joke its a cry for help."
"What happened when the sausage came in first? An announcer said, ""Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"""
"My son just got his brown belt in Tae Kwon Do. If you threaten him, he bows respectfully before he runs."
"I never touch baby carrots because I'm afraid the mother will reject them."
"I just saw my parents having sex Damn you Pornhub"
"Friend: I got a job as a carpenter, but it sucks. Me: No prob, just learn a few magic tricks and people will worship you as their savior."
"Why does the american loose at billard ? Beacause he always shoots at the black one."