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"My Twitter crush is 4,762-timing me!"
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"What is a name for a female lawyer? Sue"
"Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome? God doesn't punish anyone twice."
"What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill."
"So I had an exam today... ...luckily I remembered it was April Fools Day and wasn't about to get pranked by my professor. I'm not that gullible!"
"I am learning from my mistake now. My son taught me maths today"
"Your password must include 5 minutes of interpretive dance, 15 excerpts from contemporary fiction and 1 word made up by Shakespeare."
"The three unwritten rules of life. 1. 2. 3."
"Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears."
"(On phone) Him: I just ran a marathon in under four? Me: (eating) months or years?"