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Joke of the Day

"Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the p is silent"

"I had a gay friend in high school... ...who fell into a coma. We called him Tomato: he was a fruit and a vegetable."

"During wartime, the Philippine flag is flipped upside down so the red part is on top The same thing is done with the French flag, but instead they remove the red and blue colors"

"My friend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."

"What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs? One's a group of cunning runts... Source: Imgur user YossarianMinderbinder"

"Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run."

"Then an extremely attractive couple walked in, instantly ruining everyone else's good time."

"4-yr-old son gave smartest answer ever to ""How do you know if something is art?"" ""People tell you."""

"Why doesn't the Mormon Church have a Tour De France team?"

"Why don't Jedi make good comedians? Because their jokes always sound forced."