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Joke of the Day

"When they eventually make a movie about Joseph Fritzel it'll be called 'Honey, I've entrapped, raped, impregnated and demoralized the kids.'"

"What does the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit"

"*Blind Date* Her: Ask me anything.. Me: Do you know how to properly layer nachos? Her: Are you seri.. Me: *flips table*"

"3 men were on a boat.. And all they had were 4 cigarettes. Unsure on what to do, one of them throws a cigarette overboard. Now the boat was a cigarette lighter."

"The liquor store clerk just wished me a merry Christmas as if she weren't going to see me 7 more times before then."

"How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but it takes eight million years."

"What kind of computer can also sing? A Dell."

"What's less funny than /r/Funny? /r/Jokes"

"Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and Pitbull walk into a bar. Drake ducks."

"My husband asked what Vine was while reading a BOOK. Hahaha 1910 called, it wants its intellect strengthening form of entertainment back!"