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Joke of the Day

"What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin? Evo-lotion."

"Heard about the gay author? His new book will be coming out soon."

"What's Israel favorite martial arts style? Jew-jitsu"

"What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics? Not being retarded"

"Go down a water slide while it isn't wet and you'll understand why foreplay is so important."

"What do you get if you don't pay your exorcist? Repossessed. (Credit to my great-grandmother.)"

"I met this one guy who thought killing someone to save many is still wrong. God, what a Kant."

"The closest I get to exercising is when I trip on the sidewalk and pretend jog for like 10 feet."

"Smelled my finger after I took the bandaid off of it. Don't do that."

"I was gonna make a joke about black people... , but it's too dark."