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Joke of the Day

"Words I say when I sing along to Informer by Snow: Informer"

"What do a puppy and a near sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose."

"What Makes a Penis and a Rubik's Cube Similar? They both get harder the more you play with it."

"My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place"

"Sorry I wore tear-away pants to your wedding. In my defense I really thought I had on underwear. Also sorry for the shoddy manscaping."

"Historically speaking, tanning under the sun first began in France during the bronzage."

"Sometimes it's fun to walk out of the ladies room licking your fingers."

"My sex life is like 9/11 No one wanted it."

"How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart? By taste."

"Chilly Did you know that you can freeze a human to -273.15 C and he'd be 0K"