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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church? He wanted to speak in tungsten."

"What has 10 legs 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

"My Mormon neighbor said it was rude I assumed her husband's surprise birthday party invitation was also an invitation to be her sister wife."

"What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner? Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala"

"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers"

"If quizzes are quizzical.... What are tests?"

"Did you hear Barnum and Bailey Circus is shutting down? They can't compete with American politics."

"What do you get when you vaporize a king? A noble gas."

"I order to stay in the Navy, I had to take a course in anchor management."

"I don't need to run a marathon to load up on carbs and ask someone to wrap me up in a blanket."