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Joke of the Day

"What has 10 legs 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

"Just drank two 5-Hour Energy shots. Will I get 10 hours of energy? And why is that rainbow giggling at me? AndAHH MY SKIN IS ON INSIDE-OUT!"

"So Sports Authority is going out of business. I hear their competitors are real Dicks."

"Okay, I'm lost... Can someone please lend me Facebook: Seasons 1 and 2 ???"

"What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween? I'll be Bach."

"If you love something,, let it go..... That's EXACTLY what I've done with my body...."

"[gynecologist making small talk during an exam] DOCTOR: So you're in the military? HER: Yes DOCTOR: Well thank you for your cervix"

"i like to say ""so long"" in an asian accent is that so wrong?"

"Why did Moses only go down on redheaded girls? He's into that burning bush."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted!"