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Joke of the Day
"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers"
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"I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends? In an explosion."
"10 indications YOU'RE the retarded FB friend ^"
"Why did the blonde woman have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys arent that smart either..."
"Finally got the ""Josh Duggar is good"" neck tattoo I've wanted for years, now let me just read today's news as I take a large sip of water..."
"How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!!!"
"Thanks phone, for being strong every time I dropped you."
"Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? He had lost his contacts!"
"CW:my husband doesn't understand me at all. What about yours? Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you..."
"Someone stole my coffee. He was charged with mugging."