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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Barnum and Bailey Circus is shutting down? They can't compete with American politics."
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"Oh dear... I should get out of the way, he's probably trying to catch a bad guy. -me getting pulled over"
"Who farted?"
"How does the Black Knight sneeze? ""Have-at-choo!"""
"What type pf culture is most peaceful and never gets angry? Nomads!"
"Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again."
"The Cheesecake Factory had a ""Help Wanted"" sign. I was really disappointed that it wasn't to help eat the cheesecake. #FluffyChickProblems"
"When a child whines and cries, you give it back to the mama, so... *hands husband back to my mother-in-law*"
"Did you hear the founders of New York City were Jewish..... Who else can buy the most valuable land in the world for 26 seashells."
"What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off? Procrasturbation."