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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you vaporize a king? A noble gas."

"Doc and Alcohol Me: So Doc what is my problem? Doc: I am not exactly sure of the cause .I think it could be due to Alcohol. Me: That's ok i will come back when you are sober."

"BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession."

"A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. ""Cool, where'd you get that?"" says the bartender. ""Africa"", replies the parrot. ""They're all over the place."""

"Why did the stonemason break up with the female con artist? She took him for granite."

"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."

"What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in."

"ExLax is really shitty chocolate."

"I watched a documentary on strokes It was a bit one sided"

"243 [Slightly NSFW] You asked for it :D Edit: Holy hell this one actually got some attention."