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Joke of the Day

"If quizzes are quizzical.... What are tests?"

"What does velcro yell as it charges into battle? ATTACH!"

"Q: What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger? A: Darn!"

"Can you put the pin back in a grenade? It's kind of urgent. Need and answer fast."

"TIL Chicago is the #1 supporter of Latin women. They always yell: Go Chica! Go!"

"Tom Brady walks into a grocery store. He buys a bag of chips, equaling up to $1.75. How much does he give the cashier? 2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back."

"Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner."

"The soldier survived pepper spray and mustard gas He is now a seasoned veteran."

"Want did the Alzheimer say to the shoe?"

"I think we all need something positive after the recent election Which is why I'm sharing my HIV status with all of you."