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Joke of the Day
"What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association"
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"Surely sometimes hookers just look around and say ""SHIT, I'm really a hooker right now""."
"I don't think a single person at the office noticed that I shaved off my mustache. All I heard all day long was, ""Where are your pants?"""
"Tell a woman she has cute kids and she's all proud. Whisper it to her and she calls the cops."
"You know what's funny? Lots of shit so lighten the fuck up."
"What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother? virgin"
"What I hate most. I hate people who never finish their sent"
"911: What's you're emergency? ME: You mean ""your""? 911: OK. So..? ME: Someone's murdering me 911: You mean ""murdered"" ME:.. 911: [dial tone]"
"What do you call a strongheaded female rapper, and a flatulent Spanish woman? One's a Queen Latifah, and one's a Queef Latina."