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Joke of the Day
"What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association"
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"I wonder how much more I would have time to accomplish in my life if hotel lamp switches were always in the same place."
"Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58000 cars out in the driveway."
"My teenage son Filbert was ejected from the Young Republicans for naming his pet lizard Bernie Salamanders. You bet your buns he's grounded."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and taken from poor countries when not mature."
"my favorite animals at the zoo are just the random birds walking around like they belong. Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town"
"Me: *takes her shirt off & sees a padded bra* whoa Her: I'm so sorry, are you upset? M: *pulls a salami out of my shorts* let's call it even"
"My autobiography would just be a really long Taco Bell receipt."
"What do you call Pegasus farts? Horse power."
"Job Interview I was being interviewed for a new job. They asked me to use three words to describe myself. So I answered, ""lazy."""