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Joke of the Day

"Job Interview I was being interviewed for a new job. They asked me to use three words to describe myself. So I answered, ""lazy."""

"Your mom is so fat Even Jesus couldn't lift her spirits up."

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino!"

"When I go shopping with my wife she thinks I'm bored because I'm looking at my phone the whole time. But that's exactly why I'm not bored."

"My most pretentious joke -Knock knock Who's there? -To To who? -To *whom*"

"What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad? No telemarketers."

"Joke from my dad while in the car What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way? When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away"

"I'll never forget my grandfather's dying words... ""AAAAHHHH!"""

"Everybody keeps downvoting my racist jokes It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something."

"Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan."