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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and taken from poor countries when not mature."
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"Yo mama's so fat when she was in school she sat next to everybody!"
"British Airways. Breakfast in London. Dinner in New York. Luggage in Tokyo."
"Do cannibals just upload a bunch of pictures of their friends on Instagram?"
"What does a baby look like in a microwave? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate."
"Whats the best part of having sex with a transgender? When you are hitting it from the back and go for the reach around, it feels like it went all the way through"
"An asian woman gets into car and starts driving... thought you'd enjoy that one."
"What's the best way to stop a runaway horse? Bet on it."
"Him: God you smell good, what is that? Me: chicken nuggets"
"What do you call a gynecologist? Lip Reader"