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Joke of the Day

"my favorite animals at the zoo are just the random birds walking around like they belong. Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town"

"Whats reddits favorite tv show? The OC."

"Which pizza shop's business is like it's name? Dominoes. Falling one at a time."

"Say what you want about my sex life... I'm not having it."

"Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... Unless you're in prison (I'll see myself out)"

"My wife says brushing my teeth when sitting on the toilet is disgusting but honestly this toilet brush is almost brand new"

"Guess a movie funded by reddit featuring Tom Hanks and Matt Damon.???? Shaving Pao's Privates. ;)"

"If a car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a little so the cars behind me can see I'm not causing the traffic"

"Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt"

"I downloaded the Qur'an the other day.... if you like i'll burn you a copy :D"