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Joke of the Day
"My autobiography would just be a really long Taco Bell receipt."
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"Who decided to call them a personal trainer and not a gym reaper?"
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Henny Youngman"
"What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window? Where you going essay!?"
"And Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came 5th... He got a toaster"
"Noah's flood = God clearing his browser history"
"Dogs playing poker Why are dogs bad at poker? Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament? Because he's a Doberman."
"Why didnt the shrimp let anyone else eat? He was being SHELLFISH"
"What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon? ARE YE READY KIDS?!"
"My son is at that tender age where he believes me when I say that the dog ate the rest of the cookies out of the pantry."